I'm going to be in trouble for this one. If I've talked to you in the past two weeks you've probably already heard this one...
I was changing Chase's diaper and I lift it up to wipe and "it" is pointing straight at me. "Whoa put it down! Don't point your thing at me!"
Brian walks in, "What's going on?"
"He's pointing his thing at me and I don't want to get squirted!"
Brian gets all huffy - "Don't call it a thing, call it what it is! It's a penis!"
Absolutely not. No way. Thing, it, teeny wieny, squirter, but not that.
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