Granny Panties

There are a few things I think are completely un-sexy, socks and granny panties. I don't care how cold it is or how naked you are, socks can kill it. Not saying I don't wear socks but 99% of the time they come off with the shoes. And I sure do love my Brian in a blue uniform! but the socks and the suspender type things that keep his shirt tucked in make me laugh every time. Not so sexy underneath...
I own two pairs of granny panties. For some reason when I am sick I want my bottom warm but I only wear them in extreme cases of illness. Fast forward to yesterday. I make the comment I need new undies. Brian asks from the other room"Functional or non-functional?"

WHAT?

I don't know how much more non-functional you want to go sweetheart because you have nothing to complain about! He says "just messing with you." I say I'll mess with you. I pull out my white cotton bikini cut that almost touch my belly button from the very back of the drawer and walk in. Lets get one thing straight, Brian has never ever answered yes when I ask does this make me look fat. Never said why don't you wear something else? Never agreed with me when I say I look like a bum because I still have my pajamas on, hair in a pony tail, and no make up on. He may think it but he never says it. Until yesterday. I walk in and his face snarls into a look of disgust and he says "Ugh take them off" in the same tone I would use if I ever found a dead mouse in my house. On the outside I keep playing it off while on the inside I catch my self in the mirror and think "Ugh take them off!" So we both agreed no granny panties until they are necessary to cover up or hold up.